um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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