I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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