found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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