I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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