I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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