soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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