after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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