How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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