Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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