All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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