I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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