Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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