Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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