guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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