You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Randomize
