I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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