But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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