I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I'm really busy with my period
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