i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
