I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
