no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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