i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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