Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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