in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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