Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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