Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Soap is not a condiment
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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