Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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