cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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