Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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