fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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