when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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