I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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