I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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