i just had sex bonerless
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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