The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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