Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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