The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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