do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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