He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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