He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
