My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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