Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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