You're completely useless in the revolution.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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