the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
