where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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