you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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