Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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