I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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