They should really pass out barf bags in church
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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