she was so not down for the gang bang
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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