Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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