That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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